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I'm your typical teenage girl. I eat, sleep and breathe just like every other living human out there. I brought sexy back long before Justin knew it was gone. You are welcome. Everyone I love has a name like hoe cakes. If you don't...I don't love you that much then. Spider Pigs really do exist and so do Ligers. Its a complicated way of life but I'm a complicated girl, not a material girl. True Story: I'm short and I look like a little kid. People believe that I'm only 14 and just starting high school. More of a true story? I'm a junior in high school and I'm in cosmetology. Make-up is art. You could argue that point with me all day and in the end I'd still win. I HATE people with egos. Do us all a favor and do not feed egos. If you start going on about how hot you are, I will most likely get up and not speak to you ever again. I can be very moody but 99.7% of the time, I will be your best friend. I once rode a tricycle down some stairs. I believe when god created the world he should've left spiders and other bugs out of it. I believe all blonde jokes. I'm disappointed there isn't any Red Heads (insert saying) shirts. What is wrong with the world. Are you all against us natural red heads? Beware...we'll use our tempers and PMS all over your government. I believe Lindsay Lohan's career is DONE and I'm a team paris, team jon, and team LC. I really can't stand Heidi and Spencer. They make me sick and I do believe heidi is being brainwashed by him. I dislike anyone who is still using the myspace name ____At the disco. oh puhleaseeee I burned down the disco a long time ago. If you read this you must IM me at xAshleyAutopsyx. Lets be friends

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